Sh*t My Sister Says

My younger sister, Courtney, is not only one of my best friends and best people I know, but she's also one of the funniest. I really think she's been funny and witty her entire life. I remember recording her with the family video camera when she was ten. I asked her name, age, and sex. And to sex she replied, "yes, please!" Now that we live in different states and do most of our communicating via text message I've been able to catch such gems so they can live in infamy.